Direct
ちょく, じき
なお
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You accidentally stab your cross into the eye of a lion. This is a terrible thing you did and you need to fix it right now. I'll be direct with you, this is something you have to fix on your own.
As you try to fix the lion's eye, it starts to choke (ちょく) and make what can only be described as a jikijikijiki sound (じき). Through its choking jikijiki sounds, it coughs up a gear. Wait. Is this a machine lion?