That slide is your husband's only fault. He loves that slide, more than you, and it's the only thing you don't like about him.
You try to come up with another fault of his so you can complain when you see a tiny shih tzu (しつ) trotting by. Oh no! Before you can call out, your husband has fallen off the slide and crushed the poor thing. You hear a sharp yelp and then nothing.