You come across an angel wearing a hat that's covered in flowers. So, you do the only natural thing. You take this angel, chop him up into tiny pieces, and dry him out. Then, you make tea out of all the dried up angel bits. You wear the hat, though.
In your tea you find a little metal button. I guess you missed it while you turned the angel into tea. You look at the button - on the back it says "To Chad, you'll make an awesome angel." Looks like you're drinking Chad the Angel.