Disaster
Your soul has a private area with a big hair growing on it, and it'd be a disaster if anyone found out about it. Well, bad news — someone posted a photo of it online. What're you gonna do?! This is a total DISASTER!
さん, ざん
みじ, いた, むご
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It turns out the person who caused this disaster was Santa-san (さん) — he's the one who leaked those disastrous photos of your soul and its big, embarrassing hair. Why would Santa-san do this to you? Were you naughty this year?