If you tie a cross to a turkey you can trick everyone into thinking it's a falcon. The cross will stretch its wings out just enough for it to stop looking so fat and turkey like, into a super cool bird of prey.

You decide to name this new falcon after your favorite falcon-like ninja. Ryu Hayabusa (はやぶさ) from Ninja Gaiden! Picture your fat turkey falcon and Ryu Hayabusa teaming up Banjo and Kazooey style. Yeah, that's the dream right there.