If you leave a cross on a drunkard's car it's a sign that you'll publish everything if they try to drive. It's basically the universal symbol of, "We're watching you, and we'll publish what you do, so don't drive drunk."
You need someone to publish all these stories, so you get your cyborg (さい) to do it. It can keep an eye on all the drunkards cars through the special crosses you put on their cars. And the cyborg is a great editor, which is a plus.