If a helicopter loiters near a black hole then it's going to capsize. I mean, yeah, it's not a boat, but just look, that's what's happening! That helicopter is going down!

If you want to save it you better cover up the black hole! The only way to save it from capsizing is to cover it right up!

You're doing your best to cover the black hole to stop the helicopter from capsizing but it's not working! “F**k you (ふく) black hole!" you shout. You just want to cover it up! You just want to do the right thing!