Sitting on the lid of a toilet, an explosion of poop erupts out, getting feces on your cross necklace and a large percent of your clothing. You were just trying to chill out, sitting on the lid of the toilet, and an explosion of poop just flew out the toilet bowl. Now you have poop all over you, like ninety-nine percent of your body is covered in poop. Even your cross necklace.

You’re emotionally scarred, so you need to eat your comfort food in order to calm yourself down. Your comfort food is Ritz (りつ) crackers, so you clean one hundred percent of the poop off you so your body is now zero percent covered by poop, and you start to devour a box of Ritz crackers.