Sitting on the lid of a toilet, you're praying your poop explosion will be flushed away, beseeching the cross decorating the bathroom wall. The poop needs to be one hundred percent flushed away because you're on a date, and you don't want even one percent of your explosion left for them to see.

It was extra important that there was zero percent poop left, because you're not on a date just anywhere, you're at the Ritz (りつ)!