After your wedding you have a baby and it uses its mouth to nurse from your post-marriage boobs. Yes, babies nurse from breasts. Get over it, kids.

The baby wants to nurse all day and the only thing you can seem to do at the same time is hoe (ほ) your garden. You hold the baby to your breast with one arm and hoe little rows with the other. It's actually a great workout and a nice way to spend time!