The leader of your sad life aims a kick at the sack you are holding. This leader is in charge of making your life sad. The next step in the leader making your life suck is attempting to kick your sack out of your hands. Your sack holds all your valuables, so it’s not something you want to have kicked.
You manage to get your sack out of the way as you shout “Heyo (ひょう)! Look, you missed! Heyo!” Unfortunately your leader’s friend was standing behind you and he kicks your sack as you move it out of the way. “Heyo!” he shouts, mockingly.