Beans
noun
The kanji and the word are exactly the same. That means they share meanings as well.
まめ
You want your beans, but you're also super lazy, so you call for your mom, yelling: "MAMEYYYYY, MAMMMEEYYY!" (まめ).
お豆さん、お豆さん、魔法の野菜。たくさん食べれば食べるほど、たくさん屁が出るぷっぷぷぷ。たくさんぷっぷぷ屁が出れば、気持ちが良くなるウッフフフ。だから毎食お豆を食べなさい。
Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat some beans at every meal.