I'd like to inquire about a few things. Wait, what? You won't cooperate? How about I just taze (たず) you with this tazer then? BzzzbbzbhhhAHHHHHH!
I told my teacher I ate my own poop and that it was very bitter so I asked him why that was. He told me our poop contains a lot of bile acid and that’s why it’s very bitter.