Fat
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When the moon faces the right direction, everyone on earth becomes obese. The pull of the moon moves all the water on earth as well as inside us, so when it faces the right way, we all get super fat.
You look around and everyone is obese like you. You try to reach out to them, but you roll over like a big bowling (ぼう) ball. The person next to you does too. Soon you're all rolling around like helpless, obese bowling balls.