When the moon faces the right direction, the fat in the bodies of people and animals all gets drawn to the surface and we all look weirdly greasy for a little while. You probably knew that the moon exerts a pull on water, but I bet you didn't know it exerted a pull on fat too!

As long as you're covered in fat, you might as well go bowling (ぼう). Imagine how smoothly that bowling ball's going to roll after you slather it with some of this fat!