Bridge
This tree must've been sent from heaven, because it has a mouth and a mustache. Like some kind of special heaven tree that talks. And why was it sent? To be a bridge. To be the great heavenly bridge that we all, someday, must cross.
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Actually, to get across this bridge you have to give it some hash (はし) browns. That's what the bridge's mouth is for. Hash browns to get across the heaven bridge? Small price to pay, really.