A person with horns has you on the ground and lets loose two poops over your heart. "Mercy! Mercy!" You cry, but the horned dude doesn't stop until there are two gross poops sitting on your heart. "M-mercy..." is the only thing you can think to say.

As you shout "Mercy!" one more time, suddenly Jesus (じ) appears out of no where and punches the horned guy into the stratosphere. Jesus snaps his fingers and the poop is gone and you're off the ground. Your heart is safe.