A big turkey takes the measurements of a safe before he can rob it. If the safe is too big it won't fit in his getaway car and the robbery will have been a failure. So before the turkey robs a place he needs to get those measurements.

Once he's able to rob the place, he gets away in an Uber (うば). He just called the Uber in advance and had it wait outside. Hey, if you're gonna rob a place, make sure you have an Uber.